i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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