I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
