Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I will be naked everywhere
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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