i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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