i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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