covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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