just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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