Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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