well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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