Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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