what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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