marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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