does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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