Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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