are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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