I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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