ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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