the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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