She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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