Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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