U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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