so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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