I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
