I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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