so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
