I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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