Nicole vs. Life
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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