What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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