Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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