Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
it's great music for shaving your balls
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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