when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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