but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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