come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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