yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
