wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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