No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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