yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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