Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize