I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
