When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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