About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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