yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Rumble strips road head = magical
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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