come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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