At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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