i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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