what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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