brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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