My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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