Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I want to be your penis for a week.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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