I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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