There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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