I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize