Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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