Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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