is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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