this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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