i wish there were pregnant emoticons
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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